I can't tell you how fantastic life has been since I accepted pantyhose as my lover. Pantyhose came into my heart and lifted my spirits and gave me strength I didn't know I had. There's nothing on earth I've ever seen that I revere and am in awe of like pantyhose. I wanted to do something to show my appreciation for the love of my life and the only thing that matters in the world - pantyhose. Because my life is all about pantyhose, I humbly offer this poem. It's All About Pantyhose.

I wake up with pantyhose on my mind
I knew there was nothing I'd ever find
That would be as important to me
And make me as happy
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose

Every day is a great pantyhose day
For my pantyhose shows me the way
I wear them twenty-four/seven
I feel like I'm in heaven
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose

Someone once asked me
What's your philosophy
I thought about pantyhose fast
I said, it's pantyhose first, second and last
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose

No one has to go bare
When there's pantyhose to wear
Love pantyhose with all your might
Loving pantyhose is only right
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose

When I look in the mirror and pose
I'm looking at you sweet pantyhose
I think how I love you with all my heart
And how I never want us to be apart
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose.

Pantyhose, I never quit thinking of you
Pantyhose, whatever I do
I'll never be sad or blue
I'll always love you true
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose

Pantyhose, you're my heart's desire
Pantyhose, you set my heart on fire
Pantyhose, you give me such a sensation
This is my pantyhose love confession
You know how it goes
It's all about pantyhose